Handle with care

Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P

During the infamous "angry political activists shooting at passing semi-trucks" period back in the 80's, some truckers apparently resorted to painting their trailers with huge "Caution: explosives"-type signs to discourage nearby riflemen who would prefer not to get blown up themselves along with their intended targets. A cartoon in a magazine during that time showed two redneck 18-wheeler-drivers discussing a huge "WHAMMO DYNAMITE" label that the speaker has painted on the side of his van; the driver is saying something like, "Actually, I'm hauling dried prunes, but I feel a lot safer this way, rather than my having 'Handle with care' written on there instead."

by QuacksO September 10, 2018

Who Cares

A dismissive and appropriate response to criticism leveled by some cog who thinks she is way more important than 7.6 billion others believe, but in reality few care about her "important" pronouncements.

SAG: The Screen Actors Guild will convene a hearing to consider revoking your membership.
Trump: Who cares!

by South of the Border February 11, 2021

Take care

A term often used as a closing line in official government emails, but misunderstood by the guy at the depot as a definish dans dat Urban Dictionary. I guess this definition fulfills their belief. Damn, you gots me!

"guy, Im really looking forward to the definish of takes care in urbandictionary.com!"

by The guy sleeping in the clean room December 6, 2004

who cares

The pussy version of "Who gives a fuck."

Guy 1: "What's 5 x 3?"

Guy 2: "Who cares?"

Guy 3: "Man you're such a pussy, it's 'Who gives a fuck'. God, don't you know how to swear?"

by TenInchPlaya August 13, 2006

care about

What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants

What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants

grrl: Do you care about me?
guy: Of course I care about you, now shut up and bend over.(they proceed to fuck)

by dracula June 26, 2004

care bear

A player in any MMO/MMORPG who has a habit of treating opposing players friendly and helping them rather than conquering/prevailing.

"Look at Charles helping that Tauren over there rather than killing it. He's such a care bear."

by Stiffwippy May 2, 2007

Obama care

drugs you up with allot to were you can not feel pain

Obama care=does not care

by turtle_pro March 6, 2015