An alliance of ultra right-wing lunatics in the U.S. Congress who are owned by industrialist billionaires Charles and David Koch. Aka: Freedumb Kochus
We can't have nice things like Universal Healthcare because of the Freedom Caucus lies and false narratives.
by phiksit February 5, 2018
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Hey Jimmy, fancy asking the other guys if they wanna do a Human Centipede Carousel?
Mother told me to try everything once
Mother told me to try everything once
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1. Something bad. Said upon hearing bad news or for an outward show of dislike.
2. An unknown hunk of brown/black glob that has solidified.
3. Dirty, smelly. Similar to an animal carcas. Shit.
*Pronounced kuh-rah-cus
Not the capital of Venezuela.
2. An unknown hunk of brown/black glob that has solidified.
3. Dirty, smelly. Similar to an animal carcas. Shit.
*Pronounced kuh-rah-cus
Not the capital of Venezuela.
"Turns out that assignment is due today"
"Caracus"
"What's that all over your text book?"
"Eww caracus!"
"Caracus"
"What's that all over your text book?"
"Eww caracus!"
by K. Brokengoat October 30, 2007
Get the Caracus mug.An informational exchange during which one person takes him/herself much too seriously -- much like David Caruso's character "Horatio" on CSI:Miami. Caruso-isms are typically demonstrated by taking off one's sunglasses and pointing chin upwards while furrowing brow, inserting inane pauses and taking oneself too seriously when describing certain situations.
Example 1: David Caruso stumbles into a mafia-party-gone-bad and finds several women murdered. "I think....(pause)....I think... (sunglass lift, chin tilt, beams of sunlight hit his face) we have a murder on our hands." This Caruso-ism is typically followed-up with background burst of The Who's "We Won't Get Fooled Again".
Example 2: Annoying, overly-dramatic colleague stumbles over to the office vending machine only to find that the Mounds Bars have not been restocked. He/she commits a Caruso-ism by completely overreacting and thinking they are the only ones able to solve this mystery. "I think....I think....the Mounds have been accosted by some coconut-loving mafia lynchmen. Only I can find these villains and make the world a better place". (Followed by "We Won't Get Fooled Again" lead-in)
Example 2: Annoying, overly-dramatic colleague stumbles over to the office vending machine only to find that the Mounds Bars have not been restocked. He/she commits a Caruso-ism by completely overreacting and thinking they are the only ones able to solve this mystery. "I think....I think....the Mounds have been accosted by some coconut-loving mafia lynchmen. Only I can find these villains and make the world a better place". (Followed by "We Won't Get Fooled Again" lead-in)
by panda foxfire March 29, 2009
Get the Caruso-ism mug.The act of two batty boys (gay men) alternating bobs on each others cocks in a sea saw like fashion. The act is perfected by the mens heads bobbing up and down on each other in a motion resembling a circus seal.
John said: Your not going to believe what I just saw?
Ian said: What?
Jon said: I just walked into the back office and saw Otto and Dan going down on each other like a Circus Seal Seasaw!
Ian said: Uhhhhhhhh...I feel bad you had to witness those batty boys working each other like that! I didn't even see them and I can't get the vision of a Circus Seal Seesaw out of my head!
Ian said: What?
Jon said: I just walked into the back office and saw Otto and Dan going down on each other like a Circus Seal Seasaw!
Ian said: Uhhhhhhhh...I feel bad you had to witness those batty boys working each other like that! I didn't even see them and I can't get the vision of a Circus Seal Seesaw out of my head!
by K of NJ April 24, 2009
Get the Circus Seal Seesaw mug.In an airport, this is the huge throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.
Grandma, is that our bag?
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!
Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!
Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!
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