Carbon-14

A black person that behaves like a niger.

He's Carbon-14.

We went over to the ballpark but most of them people are Carbon-14.

My neighbor used to be a nice guy but now he acts like Carbon-14.

by Julius Washington September 3, 2008

Carboner

When your dick is as hard as a diamond.

I had 3 Viagra pills and now I have a carboner.

by Unknown600085 February 19, 2019

carboniated

what happens when you drink sprite (or other like substances) and your bitch is jockin' yo shit

my man got locked up for that carboniated shit and had to get into a regurgitationary program to get his ass off that shit!

by does it matter? May 2, 2003

carborexic

A person obsessed with reducing their carbon footprint

My sis used to be a true carborexic.

by Laura GP February 1, 2010

Carbon-based Emo-Unit

A species of bipedal, paradoxic humanoids that predominately use emotion to process reasoning and logic.

Dude 1: "I just can't understand women at all!.."
Dude 2: "No one can, all we know is that they are some kind of Carbon-based Emo-Units from space.."

by Drunken Bars May 18, 2020

california carbonara

when you cum on a girl's hemorrhoids

I was into it with Debbie last night, real deep, let me california carbonara her!

by skwurllll November 10, 2021

Carbon copies

a derogatory term used by old wasp women to describe a group of black children, noting the uniform appearance and dark color of their skin, 'as if they were carbon paper duplicates'.

Look at all those little carbon copies! I'm glad that isnt my store.

by rrtesa October 31, 2010