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captain planet fart

When several individuals in an enclosed space fart simultaneously (or in rapid succession) to create one monster cloud of shit particles. By all powers combined the aggregate fart is stronger than its parts.
Trevor Ballard, Grogan Gammons, and Jackson farted in their Range Rover at the same time, it was a captain planet fart.
by Bro-cephus October 25, 2009
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Captain Chicken

A person that butters the bread all day and is not good at drinking kale salad.
Oh my god, look at that butter that Captain Chicken just made!
by Purewaterdrinking June 12, 2018
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True captain

An inspirational leader capable of swaying peoples opinions with the tip of his finger! A born leader, bent on helping those in need and caring for each of his followers. He is a patriot to his ideals but sometimes contradicts them. But that just makes him closer to humanity. His ideals are hipocracy and moralism. Mostly he is a moralist. True captain's needs outweigh the needs of the many.

1) True Captain DOES NOT BUY BOOTS
2) True Captain: faceless void is the true carry, every other hero is support
3) True Captain runs away at full HP. he needs to survive... for the greater good.
4) True Captain never hesitates to run from a illusion with a chronosphere.
5) True Captain never buys bottle, he gets void stone on every hero that is mana dependent
6) True Captain buys butterfly. period.
7) True Captain does not buy TP. He just doesnt need it!
8) True Captain will brainswap to get the kill. Always.
9) True Captain has inhuman reaction speeds and will do one of the following:
a) Windstick the hero that clockwerk/pudge is going to hook
b) Banish the person that a morphling waveforms into
c) Gets Hooked By teammate pudge.
10) Following up on 9c) True Captain gets hooked. Always.
11) Following up on 10) True Captain gets arrowed. Always.
12) True Captain carried! With two divine rapiers (droped from opponent)
13) True Captain has the ability to mezmerize opponents with unpredictable moves, making them stunned - literally and unable to think properly.
14) True Captain Crits. Always.
15) True Captain does not play support heroes (except drow ranger - silence is a support skill)
16) True Captain Bactracks. EVERYTHING.
17) True Captain does not get first blooded, if he does the game does not count.
18) True Captain knows proper grammar.
19) When True Captain wins, prepare to hear the Walrus Clap (along with giggles)
20) OMG True Captain is evolving... ting ting ting.... True Captain has evolved into Noobiestnoob

True Captain has pwned PicNik
True Captain has pwned Berbagod
Double Kill!
True Captain has pwned Pudginator
Triple Kill!
Killing Spree!
True Captaion has pwned Lord_of_War :(
Ultra Kill!
Dominating!

*Giggle + Walrus Clap*
by PicNikPic May 28, 2011
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The Captain

Insertion of the pointer finger in the anus, inducing climax. Can only be practiced on males.
A little known fact, due to his debilitation from polio, FDR could only achieve climax through use of the Captain. (too soon?)
by Dan Lohman August 10, 2002
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Captain Picard does a jig

Popular drinking game which originated in upstate New York. It was named after the Star Trek Captain, Jean-Luc Picard. Players start with a full beverage (ie. beer) and proceed to 'chug' or drink the beer as fast as they can. The first one done becomes Captain Picard, he/she then gets to choose someone else to do a 'jig' with them. The two players must now compete to be the first one done with their beer, while dancing an irish-like riverdance jig. The winner becomes the new Captain Picard and the game continues.
Frank: "Dude, what do you guys want to do
tonight? ...we have a lot of beer
and nowhere to go."
Mable: "How about we play
Captain Picard does a jig?"
Lester: "Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
We'll get drunk fast and it'll
be hilarious trying to
riverdance while drinking!"
by Sir Francis Drake Glendale III January 29, 2009
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Captain Pants

When a man believes he is running a tight ship but in reality his girlfriend is the one who calls the shots in the relationship.

Depending on the level of control the girlfriend exerts, the man maybe designated as one of the following;

1. Sailor Pants
2. Captain Pants
3. Admiral Pants

And the ultimate....
4. Lord Nelson Pants
'Hey Captain Pants, would you like a Baby Sham?'

Alternatively when referring to the individual, his 'Pants Rank' is sufficient;

'Sailor, what time is your Mrs arriving?'

'I hear Alicia moved in and promoted Matt to Admiral... suppose that's the last we will see of him'
by Carminator April 6, 2009
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Shield Down, Captain America!

Phrase.
A verbal retaliation to an unnecessarily defensive outburst or physically defensive or evasive reaction. It is reference to the Marvel Comic Book character Captain America who uses a large round shield to defend himself from attacking foes.
"Shield Down, Captain America!" said Louis to Joe for ranting about how "everyone" was against his ideas "all the time."

When Toby winced and ducked at the cold beer Lyle tossed him, Ralph roared, "Shield Down, Captain America!"
by SAMMER of the GOODS April 28, 2009
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