America's northern neighbor who is cold, full of moose, people saying "eh" and "aboot" and going on about how lovely their igloo is shaping up to be. This country's hockey skills are undoubtably fantastic yet still nobody really cares about that. Fun fact: They have an army, funny that they use it for their moose wars and fighting no actual people. This "country" might as well be sold to the Chinese and made into something productive instead of being filled with snow,moose and friendly people that you can't even understand.

American: So where do you live?, you have a funny accent.
Canadian: Oh I live in Canada, eh. Ever heard of the Canucks?
American: No.
Canadian: Oh that's alright, eh, let's go grab some Tim Hortons.
American: What the actual fuck are you talking about?!

Canada by AFUCKING AMERICAN August 11, 2012

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Canada

Canadians aren't real. Canada itself is a myth.

No one has ever been to "Canada." No one knows if it really exists. People that say they have been there took some acid, sat on their coutch, and stared off at nothing. When they come down from their buzz they, think they went to Canada.

Canada by Sinker December 28, 2005

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Canada

America's Hat.

Canada sits on top of America like a hat.

Classy attire worn by countrymen.

Canada is America's hat.

Canada by Jmoo April 28, 2008

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