When someone is a perfectionist with the exact dates and times of everything and when you try to arrange a different time for something they will have a fit an complain that once its in the calendar, it cant be changed.
Lisa: Hey Jess, I cant have that brunch with you a family thing has come up and I really cant miss it.
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering
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a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.
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