Calculus

Best thing since sex, possibly better

"Hey, dude, have you seen the calculus questions?"
"Yeah, I know, I just jizzed!"
"Me too."

by Gary Halsden October 27, 2009

Calumet

another name for peace pipe,

City south of Chicago

Calumet Park
Calumet City, Illinois

Hon, have you seen my peace pipe?

I think your boss took it.

Saints, tells boss to give her back her peace pipe.

by Saints September 22, 2003

calculatwhore

lazy students who constantly ask for your help or answers in math classes. They find a difficult question and without trying it, will ask for your help/answer. They are often complainers who find something wrong in every part of the learning system.

person1- "Did you figure out the answer to the last question?"
person2- "yes, have you at least tried it?
person1- "Sorta, Its not like the others"
person2- "Man your such a calculatwhore!"

by the vesh December 29, 2007

Callum

Callum is the biggest clunge magnet that there ever was and his favourite catchphrase is "One in the pink two in the stink".

Guy 1: "did you see that callum getting all the pussy last night"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"

by Calpol6969 May 12, 2014

Callum

A white guy who is a wanker.

That kid is such a Callum.

by Del Meme May 5, 2017

Calumet City

a south suburb of Chicago were there are drugs, gangs, crimes, robberies, drinking, fights, and prostitution

come on lets go get wasted in Calumet City

by WHlPccc August 6, 2009

Callum

A man with a micro penis

Oh look it’s Callum

I bet he has a small penis

by Callum has a micro penis May 14, 2021