communism and socialism

i guess "fuck you rich college faggots Kill hippies!!!" is some paranoid middle class person (no, i will not resort to pointless swearing) who contradicts themself at every possible opportunity. firstly, you cannot properly define socialism because it can take so many other forms. secondly, communism has never been achieved. humans are not set up to create a communist government because we are selfish, among other things. i could go on, as the crap that you wrote is wrong but i won't go into details or i would end up writing a novel.

the guy im talking about says "fuck you rich college faggots" yet he is probaly republican/right-wing and probably supports bush who only got through college because he is rich. communism and socialism.

by KSL June 11, 2006

communism

a type government often mistaken with socialism,an economic system,it is often compared to capitalism, which is an economic system

I have no idea what im talking about so i'm gonna assume that socialism won't work because communism hasn't.

by Jared October 19, 2003

communism

extreme right wing belief. in communism the government is the only owner of things - the people don't own anything. and everyone works for the government. everyone gets the same amount of money - it doesnt matter if they work in a nuclear power plant or if they're a bum; they get the same amount of money.

communism has yet to actually function in real life. not hard to see y.

i like good ol' democracy. not communism.

by unusu-al November 28, 2003

Gender Communism

The end state of feminism. A world where women are paid equal to men for doing less work. A world where eye-contact is considered rape. A world of gender quotas and forced vasectomies. Speaking out against the regime is punishable by death and the castration and imprisonment of your male family members.

Sweeden is slowly being raped to death by gender communism.

by tigani May 3, 2018

communism and socialism

Two quite different processes with the core idea that the government should help organize society to make day to day life easier on common people and to create a more equal society. Socialism says capitalism is a necessary evil so any governmental influence must be built around somewhat free capitalism. Communism says that capitalism is an unnecessary evil that corrupts society, so it totally replaces capitalism with a working class utopia of sharing and caring that invariably turns into a totalitarian regime that terrorizes its citizens into working whenever things go wrong.

Currently, most of the really smart communists are staying quiet and moving to the field of robotics in the hope that once society is sufficiently automated they can implement universal basic income and declare pyrrhic victory.

Communism and socialism are never used in just one sentence - people always have to go on and on about them.

by heskey30 June 14, 2018

Communism

an often misunderstood term, Communism is an economic theory proposed by Seth MacFarlane in his direct to VHS classic, A Million Days to Die in the West, an eternally popular anime. The theory involves watching every single episode of, The Cleveland Show until you die of brain cancer.

"Conservatism is the new counter-culture" - Gay Retard who hates Communism

by bruh professor January 19, 2019

Academic Communism

When every student in a class earns the exact same grade (often a bad one). This usually occurs in general education classes. Like Communism, every student hates it; esp the dumb ones.

Me: What did you get on that algebra exam?
DD: What do you think? an F.
Me: LOL
DD: What did you get?
Me: an F
Paul: the whole class got Fs
Me: Typical Academic Communism.
DD: Fail.

by The Roach April 1, 2009