calmanator

a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady

the Calmanator arrives naked and encounters some punks

Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?

The Calmanator: Nice night for a walk.

Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?

The Calmanator: Nothing clean. Right.

Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.

The Calmanator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.

by Andy Calman January 1, 2008

Calahooligan

the best partiers in the entire universe. See hoobanger

Steve and Scott man those Calahooligans are off the hook.

by Steve- O September 9, 2003

Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

by magnolia_mikey April 4, 2009

caiman

slang for fool or tool. Also a smaller version of an alligator.

"And in 1st place...the caimans! haha just kidding *everyone laughs*"
"Do you swim for the caimans?"
"Your such a caiman!"

by sillyfreshman April 11, 2004

Calabasas High School

Amazing school. 10/10 recommend sending your kids here. The people are truly amazing and the teachers care. ASB is lit and is a fun way to get involved in school. If you don't like Ciroc don't come to this school.

I wanna be a badass bitch mom, let me go to Calabasas High School.

by BADASSSBITCHYESSS July 12, 2017

calamity

a badass gundamin gundam seed who 0wnxor the other n00b gun-damns with its big gats. It rides on a little birdy gundam shooting sensless piecess of cannonfodder

cannon fodder: ohhhh noooo its teh calamity gundamn!!!! *argh gets shot by teh calamity!

by Calamity October 5, 2003

calactifying

1.Strangely interesting

2. Interesting, but you don't know why.

Wow, that painting is err, calactifying...

by dan duran September 21, 2003