calcoholic

Someone who is addicted to playing graphing calculator games.

Ryan is such a calcoholic I see him playing Pimp Quest on his TI-83 every day in the commons before class, during class, and even hanging out outside after school.

by Kool Mint Flava January 25, 2010

calculated risk

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.

Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .

by santidal December 20, 2013

calculator

A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.

John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.

by yoloswagmlg December 1, 2014

Cacophonous

Having a harsh or discordant sound.

“Maybe she had sat here in the cacophonous darkness and felt some kind of desperation take her over.”

by UrbanReading August 8, 2016

Calcitrificant

|kalˈseˈtrifikənt|

adjective.

1. a meaningless word that may be used in place of large words to confuse the less educated.
2. interchangeable with squanch, but classier.

This wine is most calcitrificant.
I know it's a joke; i was simply being calcitrificant.
I'm overwhelmed by the calcitrificance of it all.

by Egodeath June 18, 2018

calc error

When you accidentally have sex with ur mom

New year...new calc error

by McLoviiiiiin January 2, 2018

Cacoon coon

This is a word that is used in Scarborough. The meaning is just a different of saying vagina.

Jamal: Yo this shorty is being a wasteyute stillaz.

Justin: yo my man, next man's said that her cacoon coon stinks.

Jamal: ahlie

by yeaboii31 January 28, 2018