Calm your tits

What Shannon says when she's at the end of her rope.

Shannon: Blake stop texting me so much. Calm your tits man.

by cookiecamden December 25, 2013

calminous

calm yet ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan June 18, 2006

CalmDownU

When you get really excited about something, usually referring to Love, and your boyfriend has to remind you to calm down.

J'sGirl - "Baby,I really miss you, I haven't seen you since yesterday."

J - "It's been 12 hours... CalmDownU!

by J'sGirl October 10, 2006

Calmir

One of the best Rs Questers, that likes to kill tds until he gets some dragon claws and killed two times toktz-Jad,and is more pro than Therox.

Omg look that guy the tanked 400 rsd opts like 5minutes!,obviously is calmir.

by calmir May 2, 2011

calm owl

an internet meme of an calm owl, the punchline is that the owl in fact doesn't look calm

''My classmate sticked pictures of the calm owl up against the dutch classroom's wall.''

by kjipp January 10, 2018

Calmish

When you are amish and calm, henceforth calmish

yo is your girl calmish, she better be

by dobby ryan rodriguez August 12, 2020

Calm your horses

to Chill the f**** out

"OWWWWWWWWW! I accidentally sprayed alcohol on my booboo!"

"Calm your horses. You'll live."

by Miss Mablee October 29, 2020