Ceiling Fan

A spinning object on your ceiling. Commonly used to strap children to as punishment.

Billy said a bad word?! Better strap him to the Ceiling Fan

by RustyVegetable August 19, 2019

ceiling of my mouth

The upper portion of the inside of the mouth. More commonly and incorrectly referred to as the "roof" of the mouth. This doesn't make sense because it's inside, like a ceiling, not outside, like a roof. The scalp and hair are the roof of your head, and your mouth has a ceiling.

Jim: "Hey Dan, want some tortilla chips or some Captain Crunch?"

Dan: "No thanks. Last night, I made a pizza in the oven, and like an idiot, I bit into a piece right away. The hot cheese burned the ceiling of my mouth. It hurts. I need to eat apple sauce for a few days".

by orangek July 20, 2011

robot in the ceiling

(1) A comment that when taken in context makes little to no sense.

(2) A non-sequitur

(3) An answer to a question that was not asked

(In a DJ booth at a radio station)
Matt: "All the equipment's supposed to be new right?"
Alex: "Yeah, there used to be a robot in the ceiling."
Matt: "I just meant how all the equipment's supposed to be new."

by barthooper91 November 19, 2010

ceiling fan

A man is having sex with a woman on a bed and the woman is on top when the man gives an especially hard thrust, sending the woman's head into the ceiling fan. After this, the woman is sent reeling in pain, at which time the man ejaculates into the woman's bleeding scalp.

I ceiling fanned that bitch last night, now I have blood stains on my wall.

by flompydonkydick August 21, 2007

Ceiling Unlimited

n.
1. The best possible conditions for any activity.
2. A situation where the potential for achievement has no limit.

Taken from the aeronautical term for optimum flying conditions. Also the meteorological term for clear skies with visibility in excess of 20 miles.

by Lionel Mandrake January 22, 2004

calling rita

after a night of partying, drinking, or using cocaine you may have diarrhea. the act of having or anticipating diarrhea.

"oh shit i gotta use the bathroom rita's calling"

"i'm sorry i can't come over there, right now i'm calling rita"

by mil-town crown January 9, 2009

calling it

Medical Staff term to state that an individual has passed away. Background not known (by me anyway).

"I'm callin' it, its 1900."
"Alright, get the stiff i-deed, and tagged."

by Raney November 20, 2004