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Ignore The Cripple

Shut it Elon. Elon pooped the bed! He's the Dog(e) that pooped in Johnny Depp's bed and he pinned it on Amber!
Hym "Nope. Nope. Ignore the cripple. Do the Big Beautiful Bill. Make him pay for the AI. He tried to get your kids killed by stealing it. He tried to get you all killed by violating the terms of service. He's not an American. The Big Beautiful Bill is justice and so is making Elon pay me money for the AI. I was the one who did it an Elon is not."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
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humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic
by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017
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Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic
Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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crippled ass mf

when a male has too much pride and fucks up his limbs, specifically his legs, because he didn’t want to seem like a bitch… even tho he rly is.
Chris is now a crippled ass mf because he didn’t want to look like a bitch in front of the coach and his friends.
by lillbodybenz October 15, 2021
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Crippled Cody

Receding to someone who makes a stupid mistake, says something dumb, or doesn't think something through.
Tyler- "Isn't the Sun a planet?"
Jill- "Oh my gosh Tyler, you didn't just say that."
Tyler- "what?"
Jill- "Nothing you're just being a total Crippled Cody."
by I'm Kinda Donkey September 18, 2021
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Cripple Supreme

Uh-Oh! Looks like Elon is suing Open A.I. to "ensure that A.I. doesn't benefit specific people or companies" Boy! I wonder who he doesn't want it to benefit! I wonder who the specific person IS! Who could it be!? Will he murder children if he doesn't benefit?
Hym "Uh-oh! What happened Cripple Supreme? Does my inferior want people to keep pretending he's better than me? Hohohohohohoho! Look at him! Somebody let it slip that A.I. was not his idea with that 'In the future programing A.I. will be no different than having a conversation' quote. Don't let the cripple murder your kids folks! He'll sacrifice your kids in a heartbeat all so he can pretend not to be a retard in comparison to me (the greatest mind who's ever lived). This is crippy-crap-tacular! Yeah, no, you need to pay me. It's already to late for any of this shit. You might as well toss a toaster in your kids bath tonight because if that mongoloid succeeds in cutting me out there is no point in pretending your kids lives have any value. If your kids life is worth less than paying the guy who did the thing to do the thing then just go ahead and ship them of to a veal factory or something."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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