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fender cricket

A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.
I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.
by motech January 20, 2015
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Quiver Cricket

A female archer who wears short shorts or tight jeans, shooter shirts,cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a shooter shirt. Often found twisting around the practice range or getting railed in the sponsor trailers. Shoots competition archery and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like new release or the latest arrow. Rumor has it she knows how to nock. ->>--JB---->
Wasn't that girl wearing a blue shooter shirt last shoot yeah she's a quiver cricket its yellow this shoot it could be red the next
by Shades of camo August 10, 2019
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beach cricket

Quite possibly one of the best games in the world, regardless of your ability or knowledge of the rules.
Beach cricket + camping = good times...just make sure someone chucks a bat in one of the cars before you leave the house. The sticks you find at the beach might not cut it.
by littleblackdress35 October 3, 2008
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Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.
"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."
by Pelpy March 24, 2022
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Chipper then a cricket

An old Yankee term used in New England for "very well". Often shortened to "Chipper'n a cricket".
She's as chipper then a cricket today.
by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017
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Middlesex Cricket

A euphemism for lesbianism, most commonly used in the UK
the calculating creationist may consider Middlesex Cricket to be inherently evil
by internalcat May 31, 2011
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Pussy Cricket

A disgusting creature that lies dormant in the cavities of sexually inactive vaginas. Known in some countries as the ravenous whistleblower, a pussycricket can usually be heard in the dead of night and early hours of morn. These beasts have been known to be tameable, but no evidence for any recommended methods exist. For more information, please contact your local library. Books include "My Punani Sounds Funny" and "Listen, Girl, That Thang Whistlin".
Damn shawty, dat ting whistlin'! You must have pussy crickets
by The Cricket Master February 13, 2022
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