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Full Court Pressed

An instance of being so pressed that you must defend yourself against a whole team of aggressors.
*Friends are all roasting buddy who's made a bad decision*
Roastee : STFU guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, you all are just stupid.
Roaster : Woah buddy don't be getting all full court pressed on us, we're just ribbin ya!
by HMatzy March 15, 2023
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Tennis Court Oath

The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.
King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath
by ItsPrix June 1, 2021
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Tennis Court Vibes

The vibe you get when you're walking on soil or a path with red stones that ressemble a tennis court.
When you walk with the bros and the moronic kid of the group sees red stones that remind him of a tennis court.
Ideally, Lorde's song Tennis Court plays in the background.
The moronic guy from the group was walking on the little red stones when he got the tennis court vibes.
by Whoopty679 January 27, 2021
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full court cat challenge

one basketball court and 500 cats

two people lay down at each end

whoever gets more floats to come to them wins
oh shit i knew Elissa was gonna lose the full court cat challenge to jay
by judgeshredd July 23, 2022
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bulldoze the supreme court

“Let’s bulldoze the Supreme Court! Brett Kavanaugh will love this drinking game!”
by craigdanwi October 10, 2018
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Court Nodder

Noun. A person who falls asleep in court while sitting at the table in front of the judge while their lawyer is pleading their case in open court. Sometimes it is more than one person, which some are in the court audience who nod off and fall on the person sitting next to them or hit their head on the seat in front of them.

The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.
Judge: What was that noise?
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.
by Free The Egg February 27, 2019
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Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.
Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023
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