Trump Cough

A derogatory term referring to COVID-19 and the president of the country who boasts the most cases and deaths of anywhere else in the world.

You didn't catch the Trump Cough while you were in the States did you? Nah, I had a test this morning.

by Wolfgang Kesselring June 26, 2020

camel cough

When you take your top and bottom lips with your fingers and pull them apart and make a "buhuhuhuhuh" sound, resembling a camel

Person 1: Dude... do the camel cough again.

Person 2: "Buhuhuhuhuh"

by Hats November 17, 2007

bum cough

A release of mucous and various toxic particulates from a homeless person dispersed in a broadcast pattern. Normally seen on a crowded mass transit system such as a train or bus.

Damn man that fucking dude just bum coughed you!

by Croman February 13, 2014

Cough-drop

The item a woman uses before a date where she will suck a man's cock.

Uh-oh, somebody's been 'practicing'!

by Yindsel Cheese May 22, 2005

party cough

Smokers cough from a young person.

The girl seemed hot until I heard her party cough.

by supersab August 05, 2010

Cough of Death

A cough produced by a smoking member of the human race usually convincing other smoking members that it _is_ a bad habit and you _will_ die from it sooner or later.

Marlboro Cowboy: Cough! Rwatsh! Murph.
You: OMG!
MC: Brwhafargh blur blorg!
Y: You really should quit man, it 'll kill ya!
MC: Ough, The Cough of Death becomes worse... Maybe tomorrow...

by Matdoya February 11, 2009

Test Cough

An cough that only arises when in a quiet place or during an important exam when surrounded by other people. You know you're annoying the other people around you but you can't do anything about it.

Person 1: I think I bombed that test.
Person 2: Why do you say that? I thought you studied hard.
Person 1: I did, but I had a case of test cough the entire time. I couldn't stop thinking about how annoying I was to the people around me and that made me cough more.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.

by Pogo510 November 18, 2009