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Comandre

A male sex god. Usually found with a herd of women trailing behind him waiting to receive his seed. Muscular, good looking, and intelligent, he can win ANY woman over.
"Fuck yes! I just got laid by a total Comandre!"
by caramia May 8, 2009
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North Side Commandaz

A non-violent, tennis dominating, technically adept massive that reigns between the Butterfly Pavillian and the railroad track in Westminster Colorado.

Their arch rivals are a south side gang called "marketing" and another gang that simply goes by "P.M."
Gail: I am trying to force the North Side Commandaz to ssshhhhh build the software I want them to build but sssshhhhhh they won't do what I ask and treat me like a fool. If we build an impossible to implement GUI and blame the Commandaz ssssssshhhhh for it sucking we can get them all fired and I will be the most powerful PM in the land. ssssshhhhhh

Pawan: Maybe if you pay my company a lot of money to create mockups of the work they are to do you can control the North Side Commandaz and we will both win.

Gail: Maybe but we're O-fer $75k doing that so far, are you sure it will ssssshhhhh work? sssshhhhhhh

Pawan: Trust me, I will control the mockups and provide no help to the 'Commandaz.

Gail: sssssshhhhhh
by A.Hacker October 11, 2005
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double commando

female: to wear neither panties nor bra
After swimteam practice, im going double commando because i dont have any undergarments with me.
by kdawg June 7, 2003
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Comander Bob

A little soy boy who gets 0 pussy
That comander bob sure is a simp
by TheRealReptar April 11, 2022
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commandeer

by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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The Ten Crack Commandments

One: Never let anyone know how much money you have. Money makes people jealous, and if someone screwed up and lost theirs, they are gonna come after you.
Two: Never let anyone know your next move. Take it from him, he'll sprays bullets at people with weed and money.
Three: Never trust anyone. Your mom will set you up and play with your head. For any source of money, she will act like nothing's up and then screw you over.
Four: Never get high on your own weed or coke.
Five: Never sell your stuff where you live. It doesn't matter how much they want, tell them to leave.
Six: Don't let your consumers buy without cash; they won't pay you back.
Seven: Don't involve your family in your crack-selling business. Money and blood don't mix like homosexuals, and if you do decide to do this you will find yourself in serious trouble.
Eight: Never keep anything that could ultimately hurt you on yourself. The people you trust could turn on you and try to take over your spot.
Nine: If you are taking a break from selling, don't hang around with police. If others in the business see you doing this, they won't care what you say and will break into your house to beat you up.
Ten: Make sure you know who you are trusting your money with. If you give your money to someone who isn't going to be responsible with it and lose it, the people who sell you the crack are going to want their money no matter what the weather outside is like.
The Ten Crack Commandments by The Notorious B.I.G.
by Notoriously loved January 5, 2011
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Foot commando

Wearing shoes without socks. As in Miami Vice
I could not find socks and went foot commando instead.
by didhe October 22, 2008
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