kingdom come

red velvet’s best bside song. so well written and performed and outdid every other bside ever!

person 1: i am listening to kingdom come right now
person 2: by red velvet? you are so tasteful

by number 1 pose listener December 14, 2021

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come-uppance

A punishment you deserve for doing a bad thing

You're a cheating git.
One day you're going to get your come-uppance.

by Cristian Pavel May 26, 2007

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Come Dancing

The name given to the weakening of the knees when reaching climax standing up. Wankers' Rickets.

"I were givin' aar lass a good un' against the wall when we got oot o'th' club an' I nearly fell over when I shot my load! She just said 'aah well love, we did come dancin'!!"

by Niall Brady January 09, 2003

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come to fruition

A term used by the comedian Dane Cook as a polite use for the act of ejaculating.

Jack: I saw a hot chick the other day, and I wanted to come to fruition all over her.

Dave: Haha i bet you did!!

by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010

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come dodger

term used for when a girl gives you head (blow job) but refuses to swallow your man-fat. where the antonym would be a 'come guzzler' (girl who loves drinking down your spunk).

mike: bro, last night stephanie gave me a blow job but she wouldn't swallow my wad
steve: shit dude, your girl is a come dodger!
mike: yeah, guess i need to find myself a come guzzler like yours!

by hugh garse July 10, 2006

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