Chairman Tom

(n., ethnic slur) Derogatory name for a Chinese-American person who is deferential to and emulative of Whites; comparable to the racial slur "Uncle Tom".

An asian dude who has no accent, hangs out with mostly white kids, doesn't necessarily overachieve in school, and doesn't glow red when drinking can be a Chairman Tom

by zkg April 4, 2011

Chair support officer

A co-worker who never seems to do any work. Often found sitting in a chair drinking coffee when everyone else is working hard.

Is he ever going to do any actual work? No. He’s the chair support officer.

by Jojnny5 May 6, 2020

chair dancing

When Senior citizens dance without standing or getting out of their chairs.

People with physical limitations get down by chair dancing at parties and having fun with everyone else.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022

Lawn Chair Driving

Driving with one's left foot resting just outside of the driver's side window. Similar to driving with a gangster lean, but not as hardcore. Requires the subject to be limber and totally lax like they're at the beach, except instead they are zipping through traffic.

Yeah, the cop pulled her over for lawn chair driving. Said her foot was blocking her side mirror.

by Wyatt Junker June 1, 2011

blicky chain

A chain with a gun pendant

"Why he got that blicky chain on"
"On god he dont be shootin"

by Fdm13 November 8, 2019

pull up a chair

A friendly invitation to join a conversation, have a discussion or share a meal. A longer version of the same expression might be, "pull your chair up to the table and join us". A nice way of inviting someone to "have a seat".

Pull up a chair and join us.

by Granny T July 29, 2014

Put the chair in the kitchen

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.

Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )

by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011