Carlos

He’s a total simp and a douche

Levi: Hey Carlos can you share the answers with me

Carlos: No you suck and I’m better

by Garry Winthorpe January 14, 2020

Carlos

Fat Goalie

Hey Siri what’s the definition of Carlos

by TheFlash10 February 15, 2020

Carlos

An absolute juicy cretin that's lost his car.

Shannise "What do you call a nutty geezer thats lost his car."
Shaniqua "I don't know."
Shannise "Carlos!"

by Ddog696969 March 18, 2020

Carlos

A kid who juuls mint pods

“Ew a Carlos”

by Shieshsisb April 21, 2020

Carlos

Thickest boy with tinest peen...rip...likes to shat his pants...has 1 friend...plays pubg....farts..poos...thick nostrils....6969.420

Omg,carlos is a smelly boob

by 420.69.6.9.6.9 May 3, 2020

Carlos

A very basic and whitewashed boy. Usually chasing over girls he won’t end up with and then goes on to pretending he doesn’t care. He likes partying and saying he has it all under control, when people know it’s not true.

I saw Carlos skateboarding with his other whitewashed friends.

by AHSlol69 August 4, 2020

Carlos

Carlos I sensitive and caring. Nobody knows that though because he hides who he truly is. He is depressed and tried to keep his negativity away from the ones he loves. Everyday he is slowly breaking more and more, and tries to help his self but fails. His heart is in the right place. He wants to help everyone but always fails and feels like he is not enough. Nobody truly believes him but he tries to help his self also.

Carlos is not even depressed.
I'm not enough for anyone, nobody loves me, I'm useless.

by Jason07 August 19, 2020