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Calm

Max isn’t the definition of calm
They’re always so calm
Like legit very calm
Woah, that’s so max, calm as can be.
by hellagAyboi January 14, 2018
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mom calm

When your mamma relaxes you for something bad that happens to you.
I just got fired. I needed a mom calm, just needed to talk thing out, and now I'm ready for more!
by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
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calm your fire

To slow down ; comfort ; extinguish negative emotions
Let me be your remedy Let me calm your fire
by Murda Edition December 18, 2022
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woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha

Calming a person with african american ethnicity as a joke.
Tyrone: "I'm going to brutally end your life!"
Jake: "woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha!"
Tyrone: "Thanks for calming me down man! I really appreciate it!"
by TheWorldo June 14, 2023
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calm calm

how’s you’re day been?

Calm calm
by Smartpatr January 13, 2021
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calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015
calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls
by goofcakes May 24, 2024
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the calming dutchman

While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.
The calming dutchman is definitely on my bucket list.
by The calming dutchman August 17, 2020
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