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Swedish Cactus

When you grab the base of your scrotum making your testicles "pop" out of the top of your fist.
After Josh showed me his Swedish Cactus I fell madly in love with him.
by bookoute March 27, 2009
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spooky cactus

A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.
'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'
by Celestia Cloud April 21, 2005
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cactus nerd

Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.
Only a cactus nerd would travel 500 miles to look at that spiny stick.
by Johnny Cactus May 13, 2015
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Stiff Cactus

A very slow person
Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus
by Efy17xx March 4, 2011
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Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.
What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.
by Cjepson August 8, 2019
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Cactus flaps

Did you see that guy stumbling around the store with those cactus flaps? He knocked half the aisle down and didn't even notice.
by Flappyflap October 3, 2020
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cactus catcher

dick catcher
cactus was used in a travis song
she's a cactus catcher!!
by cactuscatcher August 22, 2017
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