Carbondale Crystal Chronic

a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.

hey man you want some carbondale crystal chronic? No, i don't buy drugs from crackheads.

by wolfeezy April 19, 2009

carbon dating

When a really old man dates a really young woman.

Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.

by ll00l0l January 20, 2011

Carbondale, PA

A small town in Northeastern Pennsylvania that was once a great town to live in but is now pretty much a ghetto filled with muffin-tops, toothless wonders, and wellfair freeloaders. The only small town that is capable of having 14 year old drug dealers.

Man 1: Your wife is trailer trash.
Man 2: Don't blame me she's from Carbondale, PA!

by thePLLaddict May 6, 2012

cavron

bitch in spanish. great word to call someone only if they don't know what u saying

This chica is a cavron. Back up gurl

by butt face x2 August 18, 2009

carbon fiber

Carbon fiber is an expensvie and near pointless upgrade that most kids living in thier parents basement add to their honda civics. (you know who you are)

Ricer: Hey man, I just got my new carbon fiber hood!

Non-retard: Really? Thats awesome, maybe next time you could actually spend money on making your car faster.

by thoes 2 girls with that cup October 19, 2008

carbonite

Accepted meanings:

1) A by-product of carbon manufacturing; Of or belonging to carbon.

2) Star Wars reference; To be frozen. Also 'cold', 'cool' and other synonyms.

Cold as carbonite;

A carbonite rod;

by TheMeaningOfLife September 3, 2003

carbon fingerprint

A term used to place blame for global warming on an individual or group.

1) "President Bush's carbon fingerprints were all over that energy bill".

2) "The lights were left on again and Barrett's carbon fingerprints were all over the switches".

by John Olmstead February 18, 2009