Rough Butthole

When you're in a shitty situation.

Hey man, sorry to hear about your car getting hit n run. That's a real rough butthole.

by DaThiccNessMonster September 21, 2021

chunky butthole

The opening of the anus when it needs to excrete human feces.

Ah man, I've got a chunky butthole! Where's the restroom?

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAOPQRSTUVWXYZ July 23, 2017

Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

by Taint Tap November 24, 2010

blowing on buttholes

The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.

Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?

by Texas2Fists June 14, 2014

Pumpkin Butthole

A doughnut, usually iced, with pumpkin spice filling visible from one side, resembling a puckered or partially prolapsed anus.

Our teacher brought us pumpkin buttholes for doing well on our exams.

by DerAlmighty October 6, 2020

butthole scissoring

A sexual act where two people rub their naked buttholes against each other's buttholes for pleasure.

I caught him butthole scissoring himself with a mirror!

by MexicanSeafood February 16, 2015

butthole engineer

A butthole engineer is a term used to describe a gay man

abusive unflattering term for a gay eg. "he's a butthole engineer"

by dude an the missus August 21, 2006