The Butcher

An amazing, wise, sexy young macho, carrying an axe covered with blood of his fallen victims.The Butcher wanders the cold, gray postapocalyptic world, fighting a zombie army led by a powerful sorcerer, acompanied by his trusty sidekick - Pretty Boy.
The Butcher usually wears a cloak not only to emphasize his orgasmic awesomness, but also to keep himself warm and fuzzy.
Alongside the powerful axe, his deadly arsenal includes a machete and a whipcord made out of his once long hair.
He hates coffee, poetry and insects, but rather enjoys bubblegums, whiskey and long walks.

Hey dude, I just heard that The Butcher is somewhere around here, lets get lost. - zombie đino

by Stojko_i_lola April 8, 2011

butchering

the act of having sex so hard, one party or the other is quintessentially butchered.

Now that the kids are asleep, want to do some butchering?

I totally butchered Sarah last night.

by vordsmit December 15, 2019

butchers dog

an ugly girl who will swallow/take any type of 'meat' from anything with a pulse.

its the end of night and you still havent pulled anything decent, so in desperation you revert to a 'butchers dog'

by nige September 18, 2003

butchers hook

A large curved porn penis.

She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.

by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

Butcher's Apron

A particularly spiteful sexual act necessitating the consumption of large amounts of red meat prior to engagement in coitus. One must then seduce a strict vegetarian, a vegan being of additional value. Having done so, begin the process of intercourse. In the midst of your passionate love making, induce vomiting, covering your partner in a meaty paste. Be sure to apologize, stating something along the lines of "I had a bunch of meat for dinner, must have messed with my stomach". Enjoy the ensuing revulsion.

Bro, I totally gave that PETA chick a butcher's apron. She cried for hours!

by Sir Reist December 12, 2010

Luke, aka the Butcher of the Mount

Is a man that was from rural Kentucky, served in the US infantry and earned him his famous nick name by having over 14 confirmed kills, 4 of them being killed with a massive combat knife he welded at times.He's been on the Department of Homeland Security watch list since its birth, considered to be a threat cause of his training. Officers that were in command during his deployments said" on a day to day basis he was a easy going guy, when bullets started flying he was more of a force of nature than a man".

Luke, aka the Butcher of the Mount

by Gen.Petreaus February 20, 2011

shady butcher

shady butcher a term for someone who is homosexual

shady butcher likes gettin his meet delivered to the back door

shut it yah shady butcher

by nicky25 May 21, 2008