Ballzheimers

When you smash your nut sack so hard that it gets bigger.

Wow that guy smashed his nut sack so hard! He must have Ballzheimers!

by Ballzheimers October 27, 2020

2k bullshit

When getting screwed over while playing NBA 2K for something out of your control.

Darn, that shooting foul was such 2k bullshit. I cannot believe my team is only shooting 13% in the paint.

by Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds March 1, 2017

punk ass bullshit

When an object or situation is of low or poor quality.

Most notably uttered in the popular video game, GTA V, by the character, Franklin, who sometimes utters this phrase when he runs out of ammunition.

*Pulls trigger*

*click click*

"Man dis some punk ass bullshit" - Franklin

by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017

Fucking Bullshit

The act of trying to procreate using that which a Bos taurus has defecated.

Person 1: DUUUUDE! Where you fucking bullshit!?
Person 2: Too right I was! A perfect answer for my Zoophilia and Coprophilia!
Person 1: Fucking hell man you're fucking minging.

by Goodolshitbringer October 30, 2019

Justifying Bullshit

When someone tries to make something wrong right, in order to make them better. In the ways of relationships etc.

John: I miss you, we were such a great couple!
Sara: I'm sorry our breakup was for the best.
John: Why are you always JUSTIFYING BULLSHIT?!

by JT.Peters April 5, 2010

Bullshifakin

To tell an obvious lie; Over exaggerate

Joe said he was sick and couldn't go to the bar, but really his girl just wouldn't let him. That clowns gotta quit bullshifakin'.

by RhettxNxWild August 1, 2011

brothaman bullshit

a sneaky con-like tactic used by blacks in authority towards less fortunate blacks

ex.1 i went and asked for a job app. and they sent out a black person to tell me they are not hiring

ex.2 a black cop is the master of brothaman bullshit they will act cool as hell with you and still give you hella charges

by abc321567 October 5, 2010