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fruit of the broom

"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."
by TeeJayDubDub February 9, 2022
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daddy broom

when your single parental figure (mom, dad, guardian, etc.) meets someone new and gets completely swept away (like what a broom does) by them to the point where you are invisible and irrelevant in a very short period of time and the only thing important to them is this new person. daddy brooms will blow their cash, give up their time, and overall just simp for this person that's not even that special. daddy brooms are what you wrap around your finger with
sister: " mom is such a daddy broom she's always with that guy!!"
sister 2: "yeah what a bitch
by mexicanita blancita July 12, 2020
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broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.
"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."
by lar snort September 14, 2019
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The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.
by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020
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Broom Berry

Lucas had a mustache full of Broom Berrys* after rimming Pete.
by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023
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