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The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.
Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!
by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025
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Lil Broom

The most alpha chad rapper in the game with a 100+ monthly listener spotify account. He is also a pussy magnet and can get any bitch he pleases. If you think you family like
lil broom your completely wrong. From his own words, “all about family, if i fuck a bitch i need a plan b”. Lyrical Genius.
Guy 1: You know about that Lil Broom guy

Guy 2: Yeah that dudes a pussy magnet
by I LOVE BROOM November 24, 2021
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You bring your broom and dustpan?

Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.
A: yo
M: everything good? I’m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to work…
by Grtbrs June 2, 2023
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broom

Broom is a member of the super poutre. He is part of the JDD Jewish association. His skin will likely be special even though her never got into the leaderboard. He once was the biggest in agario-play.com in the giant server number 5. If you see him, it would be a good idea to salute him as he likely beat you once in the longest frog imagined in mind.
Oh, look, it’s a super poutre broom, let’s go near him! Shit, be both died while trying to see each other’s name.
by SUPERPOUTRE broom September 14, 2022
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lick her broom

When you eat out a chick with a hairy dick
I thought it was a chick but she had a dick. I'll lick her broom anyways though.
by Micky97 January 29, 2018
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Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube
“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s shorts & undies and you spank that person with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.
We Broom Boom’d that nerd so hard! We could count at least 30 bristles on his red ass.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
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