Brocephus

A total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. He is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.

When getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can't reach his face because of his huge biceps.

*Receptionist - "Who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?"
*Stylist- "Oh, that's just Brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut."

by Ibozeek January 4, 2015

london broiler

When two females have sex with a double ended dildo while it is lit on fire.
Or, for a variation (if possible):
Two females have sex with a crumpet lit on fire, and then pour hot tea on eachother.

Oh man, those chicks did the london broiler and now they're in the hospital!

by Jello March 22, 2005

brolecule

kin to the drug: molecule (MDMA). also affectionately known as "brolly". showgoers and festival patrons usually dose with brolecule to prevent crotch-rot and chafage. however, brolecule is extremely addictive. common results of dosing brolecule are a higher tolerance (a more dangerous effective dose) and an increase in frequency of use. it is uncertain whether brolly perpetuates the "bro" ethic at shows; or whether brolly is just the newest kitsch fad for the bro crowd. aka: bro-xtasy, gold bond, corn starch.
this writer implores the audience, when you go to shows, please use brolecule responsibly.

"there goes fuckin gogurt. jesus, he is so geeked out on brolecule." -bro1
"bro! gogurt sold me a quop of brolly at all-good festival last year. i was a train wreck all weekend." -bro2
"he has ultimate grade this year! im so rolled on brolly i can hardly talk right now! it feels like my balls are manufacturing vapo-rub, smoking crack, and full of glowstick chemicals." -bro3
"you guys take it in the anal wind-sock. everyone knows doing brolly will fry your taint forever." -wookie passerby

by go-gurt August 15, 2007

Brocean

Water based location where good friends gather.

We are going to stone cold some stones at the Brocean.

by JayFoxWeinerPizzNhoes October 22, 2012

Brocklehurst

A name you call someone that is stupid or associated with people who are dumb or idiots

Noah: "Ethan you Brocklehurst! always getting everything wrong"

Ethan: "Im not a Brocklehurst! Alex is!"

by sik kid June 15, 2018

Brocery Shopping

When a group of bro's head to the store and only purchase beer and rubbers.

Dorv: Hey bro!!! you going to the party tonight?!

Hunter: Ya BRO!!! Just need to go brocery shopping first!!!!

Dorv: Gonna be an EPIC night bro!!

by Smokay McPot September 14, 2009

Brolex

A gaudy, diamond-covered watch.

Yo, the Emperor's got a new Brolex. Yo, check that bling, yo! Pavé ama-ze!! Yo.

by TheEmperorHasNoClothes August 25, 2010