Brian

Brian is a huge asshole, with a small to mediocre vagina, completely lacking the cock. Usually looks like a naked mole rat, with a Beatles bowl cut. A Brian usually stays inside playing video games with his noodle arms and huge moobs

“Mom what is that species of animal?”
“They’re called queers, or Brian Jimmy.”

by Brianeatscock0981 October 15, 2017

Brian

Brian is very chill guy, he’s try’s to be freinds with everyone . But if you make him mad or do something bad to him , he will most likely get revenge. He’s also sensitive, so he needs his freinds to be by him no matter what. He has trouble saying no to people . And he’s very lonely sometimes cause of certain people .

Birth : February ,24 ,2006

Brian likes to play fortnite with friends

by Brian_Is_Cool March 4, 2019

Brian

A prick who'll steal your memes

I just posted a meme a couple days ago, but then Brian steals it!

by PotatoCreator January 14, 2018

Brian

Brian is a legendary guy who makes every girl horny when he walks in the room. He always has the absolute biggest and fattest cock out of everyone he knows. Unless his name is spelled “Bryan”.

“Damn look at Brian over there, kid fucks!”

by Lick Hairy Juicy Balls March 23, 2021

brian

a stupid canadian who drinks maple syrup and has a goofy haircut that makes him look like sid from toy story

brian is a stupid canadian

by asdjf asdf March 24, 2023

Brian

Referring to an extremely strong superhuman
Capable of lifting the lightweight with ease
Known by many names:
(Kratos,arnold Schwarzenegger,ronnie coleman etc)

"Brian benched 80"

by Sergio greeny November 26, 2019

brian

me

i am me brian

by meisbrain December 18, 2020