skeet boxing

the act of jerking off and beat boxing at the same time.

yo that guy from american idol must be real good at skeet boxing.

by cheesehead12345 May 19, 2007

Boltinghoued

Fatted upon.

That son of a bitch boltinghoued my car seat!

by Mr. McSkeet March 9, 2004

bolting from

to get free from something, or to avoid something

Last few weeks people are talking about how they are bolting from the IPhone and are getting Android devices

by JuniorMayhe June 7, 2010

Double boxing

This refers to when you are eating Kraft cartoon shaped Mac and Cheese (Scooby-Doo, Sponge Bob, etc.) and have to cook two boxes instead of one because the serving size is smaller.

Everyone knows that the cartoon shaped Mac and Cheese is the best; I've been double boxing every day this week.

by Noobraham Lincoln January 4, 2010

mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!

by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010

U-boating

Similar to the act of motor-boating, except your face is in her ass.

Your mom and I were watching the History Channel last night and we got heated and I ended up U-boating her ass!
Brbbbbbrrrrbbbbbbbrr....

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

tongue boxing

The act of aggressively licking a pair of testicles to the point where it looks like somebody boxing with a tiny punching bag.

Tongue boxing past tense..
Dude, Jessica went down on me last night and tongue boxed the shit of my cojones for like 30mins.

by Tboxed119 December 10, 2013