phallus booking

phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)

feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.

by oh silly one. March 29, 2010

Das Booting

When a person punches another person's chin through that person's ass, after having put that person's chin in their ass to begin with. Often performed by the french as a form of spousal abuse..

Josee put his chin in his ass, then immediately punched it out, and called it das booting.

by dean1809 April 8, 2010

Tweet booking

Updating your status on facebook with your every activity several times a day, annoying the shit out of your friends.

Going to the grocery store", "At practice, text it" "Tired of all the people tweet booking, tweeting is for Twitter, NOT Facebook"

by Annoyed Facebooker September 26, 2010

Tea Boofing

When one inserts at least two tea bags into the rectum (cream and sugar optional) followed by hot water. Let it sit for 5 mins, grab a straw and enjoy

Hey Frankie! Ever try Tea Boofing?

No Tyler….not even considered

by Hemi816 February 26, 2022

Peek-A-Boobing

When a species of the male origin attempts to discreetly glance at a females breasts. He may do so in a number of ways, using binoculars, his eyeballs, spectacles, poking holes in newspapers, pretending to be looking into your face, using the excuse of "I have lazy eyes, they don't always look where I mean to!" Peek-A-Boobing is also quite often failed, and quite sadly, the female most definitely notices and the fool proceeding with the Peek-A-Boobing ends up doing a boob-tacular stare down.

Terrance: "Hey girl what's up I was just walking in the park today when I saw this cute little puppy being taken away by a huge flying eagle creature-like-thing, and I decided to rescue it."(Tells more of this cocky story, while his eyes slowly shift from the girls eyes to a different pair of her "eyes".
Francine: "Terrance, stop Peek-A-Boobing! I know they are beautiful and you can't help but farther your breast obsession, but I'm not here for a show!"

Terrance: Hangs his head in shame for being caught needing Peek-A-Boobing practice.

by Copywrited this phrase! August 12, 2011

Snoozin and Boozin

What you tell your friends you're doing over spring break to avoid the lame truth that you're masturbating, watching daytime TV, and eating your parents' food.

Yo Craig, are you going to Costa Rica with us this year?

And getting the clap from some Mexican chick? No thanks, I'll just be snoozin and boozin.

by Tatstastic June 7, 2012

froot booting

one of the gayest things in the world,
it is a sport made for people who arent coordinated enough to skateboard

damn, look at those froot booters

by wouldnt you like to know December 29, 2003