Bretchin

A Jamacian Nickname used when saying hello or calling on somebody.

Yo bretchin, whats going on?
or
Bretchin, That was insane!!

by Sabs December 3, 2004

Laguna Betch

To describe a retard aka: Betch from Laguna beach aka: Bitch.

C: Stop teasing me!
K: Shut up, Laguna Betch....Go back to Laguna, Betch.

by INCHOERENCHECE October 20, 2008

Snotty little betch

a close girlfriend who mocks you for little inablities

jody "can you stop mocking me?"
carly "no not likely"
jody "snotty little betch"

by Jody Martin January 27, 2008

Botchy Notch

A hilarious group of women from the May 2011 BB with the uncanny ability to get under the skin of anyone who doesn’t understand what an inside joke is. Also, botchy notches will never answer a stupid question with “words you want to hear” just to affirm your horrible parenting choices. If a mother wants to feed her 2 month old baby rice cereal just to make him/her sleep better, a botchy notch will never tell you its okay. If you are looking for someone to tell you what you are doing is a good idea even when you know it isn’t, do not ask a botchy notch, for she tells no lies.

Botchy notches find humor even in the most mundane places, because a life without laughter is no life at all.
Oh and according to some people’s example of a definition, botchy notches are “narky”.

Someone once told me it was ok to let my 2 week old cry herself to sleep, is that a good idea? OMG NO!!! Ask a botchy notch she'll tell you why!

by UnicornLOVER5000 July 29, 2011

Botch

A word to censor the use of the word bitch.

"Gimme back my cupcake botch!"

by totally not a botch February 28, 2009

bontch

To vomit, barf, pewk, blow chunks...etc

She totally just bontched in my shoes!

by Xtina March 23, 2005

betchitude

Level of betchyness. How bitchy/"betchy" someone is.

"Wow, your betchitude is very high today."

by Zoey Tenaiy January 29, 2009