Wondering-blingery-doo

–noun

AKA a cellular telephone.

A mobile telephone system using low-powered radio transmitters, with each transmitter covering a distinct geographical area (cell), and computer equipment to switch a call from one area to another.
The cellular system uses multiple base stations to cover a geographic area. As the mobile phone user travels from cell to cell, the call is automatically "handed off" to the next station.

Phone: An instrument that converts voice and other sound signals into a form that can be transmitted to other locations and that receives and reconverts waves into sound signals.

Ive only go one bar on my wondering-blingery-doo so if I cut out Ill get you back later."

by truthDrop July 18, 2009

vagina blinders

When a man wants vagina so bad that's all he could see.
Definition by Boomer

My friend had such a bad case of vagina blinders that he didn't even notice she had a husband and two kids he just hit it.

by Boom5798 April 18, 2014

Stunkle blonker

A person who accidentally eats the pubes off another when pleasuring each other

My girl was a Stunkle Blonker last night and felt like getting your monkey shaved.

by Hairy gurkin November 12, 2017

Hoinker Boinker

Massive Tits

Look at her Hoinker Boinkers

by Bonker Honkers December 8, 2020

smokey blinder

When you are smoking a joint and you get smoke in your eye

Person 1: "ah, my eye"
Person 2: "did you get a smokey blinder mate?"

by Paris Milton February 19, 2023

pull a blinder

Achieve something difficult

You really did pull a blinder in the meeting

by Harold_64 July 13, 2022

blonker

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.

by Greg September 10, 2003