bobbins

An expression which describes the poor remedial fix of an object/item.

It can also be a reference to a vital part of the anatomy.

"Hey Trigger, that twirly wirly bar you taped together has been returned by a customer. They said it was bobbins"

"oi, I braked too hard and I slipped off my seat smashing up me bobbins!"

by Vindows Wertex October 6, 2006

bobbin

1.To have hair that looks as though it has been cut using an upturned bowl.A good example of a bobbin hairstyle would be that of woolaston.
2.Having jocks land on your head in a barette style by the action of a ceiling fan in full motion whilst engaged in the bobbin game.

1."that lady has bobbin hair"
2. we were playing the bobbin game and i won by 3 bobbins

by umbie March 22, 2004

birbing

Birbing, is where you rub a bird, onto another bird to make triplets.

I was birbing my parrots, and i got three.

by LAWFUI May 24, 2016

bobbins

A various and/or mysterious sexually transmitted disease

"I told him not to fuck with Harry, but now he gots dah bobbins"

" Man don't fuck with LaRonda man, you'll get the bobbins"

by Conor November 7, 2004

bobbins

A group of baby robins

I saw a nest of bobbins today - good thing they weren't close to a nest of beagles, or we would have witnessed the circle of life in action!

by supermintyfresh July 24, 2011

Bobbins

A term usually assoicated with the female brest

FUCKME claire. look at the size of that jades bobbins!

by clairejadeaaron October 25, 2008

bibbens

usually a large foolish shrek-like figure who can benchpress a lot of weight. Commonly makes ridiculous statements about absolutely nothing and tends to feed himself/herself healthy things to mentally fuel his addiction to managing his/her body weight. Tends to release sickening queffs and believes his/her chest can deflect bullets.

"your eating carrots and dip? what are you a bibbens?"

"hey man, wanna go lift?
..are you doing chest bibbens?"

"who farted?"
"BIBBENS!"

by hot dog flava April 26, 2010