A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.
She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.
Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.
OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.
Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.
OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.
by Spankface April 18, 2018
by _mclovin_ October 16, 2012
by Elephantiono June 18, 2016
The vagina version of the game Chubby Bunny (seeing who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouth while still being able to say "chubby bunny").It is the act of inserting more than 1 tampon into a vagina at one time.
"I was so fucked up last night that this morning I realized I had accidentally played a game of chubby beaver, and I won."
"All of my tampons keep disappearing, someone must be training for the chubby beaver olympics"
"All of my tampons keep disappearing, someone must be training for the chubby beaver olympics"
by Jellyboots March 10, 2014
When someone hacks their fenders with a grinder or saw to clear huge ass wheels and tires that they knew damn well wouldn't fit.
by NephsonCustomz April 20, 2017
by Evil weirdsmith October 29, 2017
Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.
Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019