by Kimothy December 2, 2004
Get the Brindel Beater mug.A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact
Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!
by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011
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People who live in N.H. or M.E. mostly lumber-jackers, or hill-billies. Mountain beathers can't afford good dental services, and have to drive three hours on dirt roads to get to their destination. Nobody comes to visit them, because nobody can find them, way up high in the mountians. Mountain breathers, are enviormental and ride tractors and go hunting for their food.
Ex: a mountain breather is someone with overalls and suspenders. Someone who doesn't know a thing about political statuses.
by Hill-Billy-Bart April 19, 2012
Get the Mountain Breather mug.One who has had his/her head up his/her (or someone else's) arse for so long that they have adapted to the methane rich atmosphere. See Also: Craniorectal Inversion
The Sales Department is populated entirely by methane breathers. Even if they could pull their heads out of their asses, they would probably die of oxygen overdose. See Also: Cranio-rectal Inversion
by Erich Barbarossa September 3, 2013
Get the methane breather mug.One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.
Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.
Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.
Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.
by FloorBageo May 16, 2014
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Get the perp-beater mug.When a guy's boxer briefs become so worn out in the middle that holes form on the sides of each testicle.
Wife: Babe, you need to go buy some new undies and quit walking around this house in them ball breathers!
by JawboneMCG September 18, 2016
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