baseball

Ok you people are morons lmao Baseball is an unathletic "sport" where a guy with a small penis uses steroids to be competetive and sits on a bench and waits for his turn to bat and then runs around a gay ass square. Anyone can do that, its not athletic at all. Track takes more talent, Soccer, Hockey, Racing, takes more talent. in baseball all you do is sit on the bench a few hours and go up to hit once then run around and around a square wtf is that??? thats why guys like Deon and Michael can go play baseball just like that, plus look at Barry Bonds that nigga cant even run a mile, Baseball is so gay you people are dumb as fuck and soccer you work way harder then gay ass Baseball, those soccer players they can fucking run all day amazing ass stamina, and they kick each other with those pumped up legs, football is hard too those players stack on top of each other and run around 50 yards really fast thats definintely more of a sport than baseball, Hockey is just as hard as football, they hit hard as fuck and there going 20 mph on the fucking ice and smash on each other, you gotta be strong for that shit, and that shit is nonstop action instead of baseball 80% of the game on the bench ROFL, and track is hard too you gotta run 5-10 miles and they can trip and have a life threatening injury. to all those stuck up kids who play baseball and say those sports are queer those sports arent queer your fucking stupid baseball is queer cause its not athletic. and NASCAR and F1, they can go in 120 degree heated cars for 4 hours and not pass out their some true athletes, I'm not saying I like Racing but racing is a sport no doubt way harder and better then baseball plus if they make a mistake they can die in an instant, so can hockey players and football players. baseball players have nothing to worry about except muscle tears cause their muscles are so god damn weak. Anyone can play baseball its that damn easy do you ever see a Baseball player with muscles? No because its not athletic. It takes no damn talent at all. Basketball, Football, Soccer, Track, Hockey, Racing etc. All of those guys have muscles except Baseball players. and FOOTBALL is America's pasttime not gay ass Baseball.

I'm sorry if I hurt all of your nerd ass feelings making you realize how gay baseball is, it's not your fault your all not good enough to play basketball, football, or hell even hockey or soccer.

by Antonio Smith June 21, 2006

baseball

a code word used when your parents are around instead of saying smoking marijuana

Parent: What did you do today?
You: I played baseball with a few friends.
Parent: Did you have fun?
You: OOOOH YEA... (laughs to self)

by EricIsHottToTheMax May 17, 2005

Baseball

Baseball is a retarded American sport. I say this because it is unbelievably boring and has no set time limit. Furthermore, Baseball allows players to use steroids freely, and still honor them as "greats".

It is embarrassing to admit that Baseball is our national pastime, lame.

by buttrapecentral May 8, 2007

Baseball

the most boring sport in the world next to golf and nascar

i'd rather watch the grass grow other than play baseball

by irishmoron May 19, 2005

hamden baseball

hamden baseball is a great way to watch the great players in our youth baseball point in case the 11 yr old state championship go to notre dame of west haven. The ones who do go to hamden either make the team cuz their parents are important or they will get cut because the coach doesnt know their parents

this is why our hamden baseball team sucks

by hb#12 November 9, 2008

Baseball

The poor man's Cricket.

How Baseball was created:

You wanna play cricket?

Yeah, I have a ball tell someone to get a bat.

No one has a bat.

Is that a stick lying on the ground?

by the_last_vestage_of_truth June 1, 2010

Baseball

The sport with the highest paid players and the wealthiest teams. The Kansas City Royals (One of the worst teams in the MLB) have a higher payroll than the Miami Heat. I love Baseball anyway!

Dude 1- "Did you hear that A-Rod signed a 10 year 252 million dollar contract?!"

Dude 2- "HOLY FUCK, Baseball players get paid so much!"

by Brandon Wilson ^_^ January 30, 2007