Bartoned

What happens when a team loses a basketball game in which they had it won, such as up by 7 points with 45 seconds left. This most often happens in a D II Championship game.

"oh man, we just got bartoned! We were up 10 points with under 2 minutes left!"

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

Take a Barton

To have a shit, take a dump or Go to toilet = To take a Barton

Shit, Crap, Dump, Toilet, Pooh, Turd, Take a barton

by trixracing November 16, 2011

Barton

Used to describe something repetitive, shallow and primarily boring. Often lacking any sort of intrigue or personality whatsoever. Inspired by Mischa Barton and her vapid character "Marissa Cooper" on THE OC.

"Dude, that lecture on post-structuralist industrial artifacts was so Barton."

by SnuffDaddy September 25, 2005

hard barstow

the coolest person in recorded history; sent back in time to teach you how to be cool and keep it moving

I want to be like Hard Barstow when I grow up. He is so cool. All of the chicks dig him.

by Hard Barstow February 10, 2004

Brutonizing

The act of shoving a mister fister up your rectum while simultaneously beating off in a vac-u-jac.

I just walked in on Dan again Brutonizing while watching re-runs of Cagney and Lacy.

by Dave Holm July 18, 2003

Baritonist

Someone who plays the Baritone/Euphonium

Austin is an excellent baritonist.

by nickiminajfan1000 August 24, 2016

Barstool

A polite way of saying the word bastard

You barstool

by Thingymbob August 5, 2017