Hawkins Banter 

1) attempted belittlement or tomfoolery of poor quality and making no sense.
2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)

Friend A: You're barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.
Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.

Hawkins Banter by WFAF February 4, 2008

Intuitive banter 

The act of instinctively flirting or speaking in a witty and teasing manner to a point that it comes natural; Only after the fact the user realizes that he or she is doing it with out even meaning too.

rockjockchef: its taco Tuesday at macs speedshop..thats where i will be later... if yr down to continue this intuitive banter that is where i will be

laughs9: wow pulling out the serious vocab now are we.

Intuitive banter by chefmeetslaughs June 11, 2011

Tom-Banter 

Sexual banter involving a male your not actually having sexual relations with. The male does not have to be called Tom, but it does make using 'Tom-Banter' more appropriate if his name is in fact Tom.

Mike: What attracts you most to him?
Charlotte: His massive dick.
Mike: *giggles*
Charlotte: Ahh Tom-Banter

Tom-Banter by TheOneWhoEnjoysBanter June 14, 2011

Willy Banter

Someone who enjoys 'playing with his willy' or infact using his penis for other pleasurable activities. These people may be recognized as 'Wankers'.

Tomo: Alrihh Finto , whaa ye get up tah last niite?

Finto: Jayzuz Tomo, had fuckin' serious willy banter. Ye won't belieeve the state of me fuckin' jocks now.

Willy Banter ,Wanker, Willy Whistler, Adam

Willy Banter by PeterFiles June 4, 2009

Witty Banter 

This definition is accredited by means of going directly to the source of "Witty Banter" - England.

Therein, according to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond; this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.

It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the glittered inflection of voice.

Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"

Witty Banter by gravy111 November 19, 2010

muff banter 

Oral sex on a woman.

That guy was an expert muff banterer.

muff banter by fatface August 5, 2006

Flirty banter 

Banter between friends (usually (but not limited to) male and female) which seems sexual, or like flirting but with no sexual attraction between parties.

Friend 1: You see Jane and Bob flirting at that party last night?
Friend 2: Nah, that was plain old flirty banter. Everyone knows Jane's gay.

Flirty banter by Luna lovegood August 29, 2016