Ballzheimer's Disease

When a man hasn't had sex in such a long time that he forgets what vagina is like.

Dude, I have been on such a dry spell. I've got Ballzheimer's disease.

by Otown Zanman September 2, 2011

Bazza

A drink originating in the University of Chester, that causes one to become severely drunk. A wonder in itself. Made with cherry sourz, vodka and lemonade.

Boy 1: I was absolutley ruined last night, shouldn't have had so many bazzas.

Girl 1: Always the bazzas, killers.

by Bazza God February 5, 2019

goofy as ballz

when someone is really fucked or doin something really fucked thats funny

random jerkoff:haha that girl is really funny
Me: SHES GOOFY AS BALLZ

random jerkoff:did you see that guy doin crazy shit
Me:YEA HE WAS GOOFY AS BALLZ

by slashsbabe_420 June 13, 2007

lalll ballz

Lal to the ballz is probably the most ingenius thing ever thought of....many thought it couldnt be done but Greg "LAL" Rodgers has once again proven everyone wrong...like the time we thought that if he got hit with a baseball he would break like a saltine cracker.....He didn't

LALL Ballz!!!!!I just snapped like a saltine cracker!!!!!1

by Phisharmy December 8, 2003

Ballzack

Someone who loves to suck penis in a very homesexual way.

I was at a party and Ballzack kept talking about his gay friend who had a really big cock!

by ballzack69 October 12, 2011

ballzheimers

The act of ones balls or testicles forgetting the feel of female contact.

"dude.. did you know mormon missionaries have to stay sober from chicks?!"
" yeah man.. i bet those guys have some gnarly ballzheimers.."

by two ween teen October 18, 2011

ballz

1) to have what it takes to get it done; 2) Do you have what it takes to get it done?

"Man,.............that dude really's got balls!" or "D'ya think ya'got ballz enuf?"

by jbd April 14, 2006