Heaven on earth. A place where you can drive less than 5 minutes and find something to do. Where downtown is amazing and charming in its own bright light, thank you hon, crab eating, drink soda not pop, way. Old bay is not just a seasoning, its a main ingredient. Where driving can be a battle for your life and if you stop at a light, you've been approached by at least one crackhead or prostitute. A little rough around the edges, but beautiful in its own way, baltimore a place I love, and always want to stay
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The best of the worst of American cities.
Highest incidents of violent crimes.
Highest rates of stds.
Heroin capital of the US.
Mayor tries to campaign on getting the murder rate under 300.
The third worst dressed city.
The fourth worst city for urban youth behind Detroit and Atlanta.
Ranks 192 out of 193 for best drivers.
Some of the worst schools in the state.
Locals will try to convince you that the whole two blocks of the Inner Harbor, which was a last ditch attempt to save the city, is a redeeming quality.
It is funny to watch Raven's fans try to talk smack about established franchises like the Steelers and Redskins, though no one went to a game till the Raven's went to the Superbowl.
What is even funnier is that Poe might have been a Giant's fan, considering he spent more time in New York.
The second arguement is that every city has crime. Every city has a deli too, doesn't mean you want to eat there.
Baltimore has JHU, the most prestigious medical school in the world, and the med students and interns get mugged on their way to class. The city should consider itself damn lucky the school hasn't moved.
What is going for Baltimore?
Good Food
Camden Yards
Highest incidents of violent crimes.
Highest rates of stds.
Heroin capital of the US.
Mayor tries to campaign on getting the murder rate under 300.
The third worst dressed city.
The fourth worst city for urban youth behind Detroit and Atlanta.
Ranks 192 out of 193 for best drivers.
Some of the worst schools in the state.
Locals will try to convince you that the whole two blocks of the Inner Harbor, which was a last ditch attempt to save the city, is a redeeming quality.
It is funny to watch Raven's fans try to talk smack about established franchises like the Steelers and Redskins, though no one went to a game till the Raven's went to the Superbowl.
What is even funnier is that Poe might have been a Giant's fan, considering he spent more time in New York.
The second arguement is that every city has crime. Every city has a deli too, doesn't mean you want to eat there.
Baltimore has JHU, the most prestigious medical school in the world, and the med students and interns get mugged on their way to class. The city should consider itself damn lucky the school hasn't moved.
What is going for Baltimore?
Good Food
Camden Yards
You know your in Baltimore when you knock on someone's door and they yell at you to come back with a warrant before slamming it in your face.
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An ass backwards and dysfunctional governmental body.
An urban area with a high murder rate.
An alternative to living in a nice area.
An ass backwards and dysfunctional governmental body.
An urban area with a high murder rate.
An alternative to living in a nice area.
The other day I got a seat belt ticket and 4 people got shot that night. That is so Baltimore City.
I got a crime camera on a pole at the end of my street with flashing blue lights. Welcome to Baltimore City.
250 murder victims agree, Baltimore City don't give a damn 'bout me.
I got a crime camera on a pole at the end of my street with flashing blue lights. Welcome to Baltimore City.
250 murder victims agree, Baltimore City don't give a damn 'bout me.
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Get the Baltimore City mug.Maryland's biggest and most city-like city, which is basically a living identity crisis. East Baltimore is one of the most unsafe places in all of America. Known for its drugs and STDs, many tourists and even Marylanders are fortunate enough to not experience the horrors of East Baltimore. Ironically, this section of the 410 is also home to Johns Hopkins University and Johns Hopkins Hospital.
West Baltimore, on the other hand, looks like Mecca compared to the East. While you still may feel uncomfortable walking through, there is a much lower probability that people will try to hurt you for doing absolutely nothing. Home to the Baltimore Orioles, the Baltimore Ravens, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Michael Phelps.
In West Baltimore, visiting the National Aquarium or eating crabs from Phillips in the Inner Harbor are popular. In East Baltimore, you'll be experiencing a different kind of crab.
West Baltimore, on the other hand, looks like Mecca compared to the East. While you still may feel uncomfortable walking through, there is a much lower probability that people will try to hurt you for doing absolutely nothing. Home to the Baltimore Orioles, the Baltimore Ravens, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Michael Phelps.
In West Baltimore, visiting the National Aquarium or eating crabs from Phillips in the Inner Harbor are popular. In East Baltimore, you'll be experiencing a different kind of crab.
by 410living April 14, 2011
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