cookie baker

a person who cooks methamphetamines in a homemade laboratory usualy located in a trailer house

These boys keep callin for Los the cookie baker.

by south park mexican March 18, 2004

Backtrack

when you go back to an ex

Homeboy: Ay foo I heard Kristen tryna get back wit you
Other homeboy: nah nigga I don’t backtrack

by PettyassL January 9, 2019

Backroad

term used for loose - gravel county roads, usually in rural areas. Used for access onto a farm or just to avoid highways when driving around in your truck while drinking beer.

Jim-Bob: Get up on thar backroad, Billy-Jo, we's gotta finish up this 24-packobud fore we gets to Millie's partay.

by myboobsweat September 29, 2010

Backends

Putting in the work and getting paid for it.

I’ve completed my 40 hours this week, and now it’s time to get my backends.

by Jump4prezi February 24, 2018

Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 6, 2007

Daniel Baker

A piece of shit cunt that no one likes. He is not original nor funny, he comes up with idiotic comments and has nothing to say that is actually intelligent.

"Your being such a Daniel Baker" , he said "HEY, SUCK MY DICK", he said back

by DickFlicker01 November 17, 2017

Warm Baker's Mitt

A nice, snug rectum, male or female, that has been primed and warmed up for penetration with ky warming.

Gerald got home from work to find his girlfriend on all fours offering him a warm baker's mitt.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2014