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Boston Cream

When a Caucasian male is beneath an African American woman, the man will proceed to coat his manly seed all over the lumen her rectum, allowing a bit of the discharge to spill out. This result will closely resemble the Dunkin Donuts delicacy, the Boston Cream Doughnut. This may result in poop noodles, which can be used as a garnish.
Oh man, Robby made me a Boston Cream last night. It looked so good, I wanted to to eat it! Too bad I can't reach my ass with my mouth. poop noodle chocolate ass chocolate cream
by SigFire13 October 7, 2016
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Boston Windsock

While the woman is menstrating you fuck with a condom on. When finished you remove the condom, while holding by the tip you slap her in the face with it while yelling "wicked wind today!!"
I noticed mid fuck that the ol lady was ragging so I finished up and gave her a Boston windsock.
by Dikbut28 February 17, 2017
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Boston Stroker

a Boston Stroker is when you thrust your hands into a bag of fresh ground coffee to get the coffee grains are on your palms. You then stroke your boner to get the coffee grains all over your dick until you are ready to blow your wad. When you are ready to pop off on your lady’s face, with your other free hand, you grab a hidden pre-made cup of hot and delicious coffee and splash it on her face simultaneously with your massive load, thus performing a Boston Stroker.
“Shirley: Hey hun, I’d like to go out to eat at a nice four-star restaurant for a romantic dinner.

Gill: Okay babe, but after dinner I think it’s only fair that I do a Boston Stroker on you.

Shirley: Ok, I coffee after dinner sounds great!”
by Jrrywbb July 5, 2023
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Boston Beauty

In reference to the extreme lack of attractive females in the North American city of Boston .

A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.

A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.

Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
“Did you see Jimmy with that Boston Beauty at the bar last night?”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”

“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
by HOSSBROOKLYN May 15, 2023
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A Boston Beanbag

When a guy is wrestling a girl, and his friend comes in and farts on her face. Her hands are busy thus creating the perfect ass-to-unprotected face fart.
When anthony and vittoria were wrestling, mike noticed vittoria couldnt move her hands. He ran over and gave vittoria a boston beanbag
by yous-a-nasty-bytch April 24, 2010
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boston marathon

1. n. A tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. The result will leave the 'runner' fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.

2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.
"Where's Tony?"
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."
by Robosalt December 9, 2008
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Boston handkerchief

A guy busts his load on to a paper towel and the girl nibbles on the cum-soaked towel throughout the day.
Jennifer took out her Boston handkerchief in class to nibble on it, proving what a cum whore she is.
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by AlmondMilker April 19, 2015
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