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Betach!

a word that means "of course". It is usually used by Middle Easterners or people who speak the Hebrew language.
Shalanda: Hey Mordechai wass good?! Hey you going to the disco this weekend?

Mordechai: Betach! It will be a blast, I can't wait! You tryin to get yo grooove on?!

Shalanda: Mhmmm, you know it Mordechai! Aight, that's wassup, see you there!
by urish7 February 25, 2013
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betamax

As opposed to the alpha male, the betamax is the ultimate form of a beta male and the ultimate counter to an alpha male. Betas are generally wayward and indifferent to typical social cues while meaning to define their own and can be seen as aloof, indecisive, and mysterious. However the betamax, while possessing those traits can express characteristics seemingly completely nuance and contradictory to beta behavior in short, powerful bursts given the proper catalyst relative to the betamax's interests.

Where an alpha male is rehearsed, the betamax acts with a raw yet tempered, nearly instinctual prowess provided by his various means of nonconformist mental conditioning. Alpha males and women tend to view the betamax as alluring though women's anxiety towards the betamax can become an issue due to his somewhat unpredictable nature despite his predominantly chill exterior. As the average woman tends to be submissive, absolving herself of responsibility for her actions through her passivity and being told what to do, a betamax will usually be seen with only alpha females who can think for themselves. Unlike women in the typical alpha/beta dynamic, the betamax inclines toward solitude while his alpha female finds herself drawn to his peculiar nature excited more by untold rewards than any risks.
Alpha male: I can barely wrap my head around it. One minute the guy's boring everyone with his jargon about brony existentialism and then the next minute, he's leaving the party with Stacy. Stacy!?!

Alpha male subordinate: Ikr?! That fucking betamax.
by thewaxrene12 July 4, 2017
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betamaxed

When a technology is overtaken in the market by inferior but better marketed competition.
Microsoft betamaxed Apple right out of the market
by Mudit January 31, 2005
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Beta Theta Pi Oshkosh

Beta Theta Pi at the University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh (UW Zero) is the Zeta Zeta chapter of the national fraternity Beta Theta Pi. Founded in Oxford, Ohio in 1839.

The Zeta Zeta chapter has been long known for there donations to various local organizations, holding high ranking positions in the UW-Oshkosh student government including presidents and vice presidents of OSA and for being a bunch of kick ass guys.

Just hang out with the guys for one night and you'll see what I mean. The hottest chicks are on their jocks and getting laid isn't a problem if you are a Beta in Oshkosh. The are truly a gentleman's fraternity both on and off campus and the ladies see this.

During the early years of the chapter in Oshkosh, many women fell victim to broken hearts with the Beta Boys. Many wanted them so bad and couldn't have them they had to join a sorority just to prove how much they wanted to be with them. There were certain gentlemen who would have the time and energy to accompany multiple women at the same time. This is a common thing if you are a Beta in Oshkosh and the ladies don't seem to mind sharing. It just goes to show you how great of an organization they are with some of the most outstanding men on campus.
"Dude, the Betas are throwing another free beer bash, let's go", Beta Theta Pi in Oshkosh Rules!

"I wish I was a Beta Theta Pi in Oshkosh, my girlfriend cheated on me with 3 of them".

"If Beta wouldn't have passed me up on bid night, I would have never become a Sigma Pi and I would have quit smoking meth". If I could do it all over again, Beta Theta Pi Oshkosh is the way to go.

"Go Beta or Go Home"

"The Beta House is the definition of brotherhood" from a Kappa Sig in Oshkosh.

"If I can't become a Beta next year when I'm a freshman, I'm going to drop out of school and try to get a job delivering mail to their house so I can get inside once and a while".
by Wooglin March 21, 2008
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beta-chi

a word used by kenny loggins in his version of "danny's song" - look to the lyric below
"Seems as though a month ago I was Beta-Chi
Never got high, oh, I was a sorry guy"
by Wedgey April 25, 2006
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kappa beta gamma

a sweet ass, bitch'en sorority. Full of wonderful and lovely people who make your world a wonderful place.
Stacey is one of those sweet ass kappa's. Damn she's fine!
by stretch October 27, 2004
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betatester

One who plays videos games before everyone else to find the bugs and glitches.

Sweet mother fucker who plays all video games and consoles.
The betatesters were lazy fucks who didnt find all the glitches.
by systmBetatester October 29, 2007
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