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Bjorkism

Bjorkism is the lowest creature in the universe. He is a big fat discord mod kitten with no friends. No friends, no girls, no gains, no life etc.
Oh no, i think Domenik has Bjorkism!
I feel sorry for him.
by Bjorki Qendro October 11, 2022
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bjornsvik

A really mean yearbook teacher who doesn’t teach anything and is really mean to people named Mia, Karlynn, and Sara. Kicks them out of his room and always hangry. Overworks Sara at track. So mean for no reason. No valid points. Literally Mia does the most work and finished her spread first yet he only attacks her.
Mr. Bjornsvik is a very nasty man who hates on Mia for no reason.
by Crackabella March 14, 2023
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Bjorns

An incognito cuss word with many meanings used primarily by young weird people that watch too many cartoons. A vile dirty word used by trash gremlins for nefarious purposes. Primarily describes a nasty round object exuding filth. Used to stun and confuse people like they’re Pokémon. Anger old women. Make randoms feel left out. Being a little known word, it’s safe to use in the workplace and around children, just confuses everyone who doesn’t know what it means. Apparently it means bear in Swedish (which technically does fall into this definition of bjorns ((see: nasty round nefarious objects)).

It is a noun.
Pronounced “bee-yorns”
“Hey man can you pass me the eggs?”

“Oh you mean the bjorns?”

“Suck my bjorns”

“That’s because you look like the underside of my bjorns”

“WHEW, it smells like bjorns in here dude. What is that?”
by Sailor plue April 12, 2023
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Bjonkoingulus

means "dumb" or "stupid" not a super nice word but, i mean, uh.
that Bjonkoingulusis so dumb!
by Pogfacepogboy April 21, 2023
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Bjorndahl

When you’ve screwed something up beyond repair while claiming knowledge to prevent such screw up
You really Bjorndahl’d that pipe run today
by Jessbro December 15, 2023
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Björn

When you want to eat something or when it looks yummy
adj or verb
Guy 1:I’m so Björned out rn
Guy 2: me too I could eat a horse
by Bob+jimmy4evrr January 19, 2024
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bjoggi

A fat boy who eats fast food at breakfast and he is also a rizzler
A bjoggi took the food and your girl
by U know who it is fatboy November 29, 2023
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