The Finger Award

the middle finger, the bird, flipping off, it's an obscene gesture used in the United States of America and Canada. It means basically "fuck you".

I got gas at a Sunoco station and as I drove around a corner there were stupid soccer moms holding up signs to support a school district levy set up by a bunch of greedy-ass corrupt asshole pukes who never gave the tax levy money to the schools that needed it - (during all the years I was in school we NEVER got any new updated textbooks until my senior year!). The school board is always crying for more dough and when they get it they boost their salaries. I gave those manipulative bastards the Finger Award as I drove on by. There were some propped-up children on the grass holding up some propaganda signs as well - that's child exploitation! That's wrong.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2009

Good Effort Award

Award given to the person who is not really distinguished in any particular area. Synonymous with the "Good Sportsmanship Award," the "Keep up the Good Work Award," and the "Attitude Award." Used as a self esteem booster.

While little Jacquelyn received two first place ribbons in the 100-meter-dash and the swimming race, young Becky donned a "Good Effort" ribbon and a "Best Bubble Blower" ribbon. (NOTE: I, the writer of this definition, actually received a bubble-blowing ribbon. Best in my whole camp.)

by DW June 11, 2004

Awareican

Awareican is an American citizen who refuses to be a sheeple and not only votes, but gets involved in their community.

I refuse to be a sheeple, because I'm an Awareican.

by Guerrera_Zorra December 1, 2010

Dreamers Awareness Day

'Dreamers Awareness Day' is a new international holiday, mostly taking place on the internet, for the first time on the 11th July 2011. The purpose of the holiday is for those with dreams to believe in themselves, and take their dreams to the next level. So whatever dream you have, on 11th July work extra hard to make it happen by doing something BIG. This new international holiday is supported and publicized by the likes of Justin Bieber, who has tweeted about the day.

dreamer 1: oh hey, i have something to tell u
non-dreamer 1: what?
dreamer 1: i have a dream to become a.... SINGER
non-dreamer 1: HAHAHAHA k whatever,
dreamer 1: *11th july uploads vid of them singing, gets hundreds of thousands of views on first day*

..
non-dreamer 1: so i saw your video on youtube...
dreamer 1: really? guess what, i got offered 5 recording contracts! without dreamers awareness day this wouldn't happen :)
non-dreamer 1: i think i'll take part in it next year. sorry i doubted you. believe in yourself!

by jerseyshorefan(: July 4, 2011

Dick of the Year Award

Given when someone is being a total dick. Often awarded when someone is dicked over

"Aww, you really screwed me on that one. Way to win the Dick of the Year Award."

by Professional B.A.M.F. January 21, 2009

Lifetime Achievement Award

The standard measurement for fun. The Lifetime Achievement Award is the highest form of fun achievable.

Kev: I went to a concert last night; it was so much fun!
Rae: But was it as fun as a Lifetime Achievement Award?
Kev: Of course not.

by a chiaroscuro soul February 20, 2009

toilet seat awareness

Being cognizant to the possibility that there may be something left on the toilet seat after doing your business in the bathroom.

Vicki: There were some really gross curly hairs on the back of the toilet seat.
Del: I swear, Joe has NO toilet seat awareness. Be happy you only saw what you saw. I've seen worse.

by dviv November 12, 2011