Single Awareness Day

February 14th, basically the same as Valentine's Day. Boyfriends and girlfriends (as well as husbands and wives) are more lovey-dovey towards each other and single people are very well reminded by this that they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Either way, if you're single and not loving it or single and perfectly okay with it, VALENTINE'S DAY = SINGLE AWARENESS DAY.

Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day. My boyfriend and I are going to this big Valentine's Day party at his house and a bunch of other couples will be there too. You want to come?"

Unhappily Single Person: "I can't...I don't have a boyfriend like all my other friends." (walks away feeling left out)

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Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day! What are you doing? My boyfriend and I will be going out to eat tonight...it's going to be great!"

Happily Single Person: "Well that sounds great! My friends and I will be going out to eat tonight...we're all single and okay with it!"

(at dinner)
Person in a Relationship (to her boyfriend): "I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you forever and ever!"

Single Person (to her girlfriends): "Happy Single Awareness Day!"

by st_clair59 October 29, 2009

Razzie Award

The annual Worst Achievements in Film Awards preseneted during Oscar week since 1980. Categories include Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Screen Couple, etc. Past "winners" include the Bennifer bomb GIGLI, Madonna's remake of SWEPT AWAY and Halle Berry as CATWOMAN.

"Boy, that movie sure sucked -- It oughta win a Razzie!"

by HeadBerry July 23, 2005

The one that got away

A reference to a person that could have been the true love of your life. A reference to a person you always wonder "What if...?"

"Dude! Who is that girl over there talking to your girlfriend? She is so hot!"
"The one that got away."

"Girl who's that handsome guy talking to your husband?"
"The one that got away."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

Far-Away Fine

Far-Away Fine: She's fine from afar but far from fine!!!

Far-Away Fine is when a girl or a guy looks fine (hot) from far away but when you get close you realize that he or she is not fine looking.

Two girls walking down the sidewalk see a guy off in the distance walking towards them and one girl says to the other, "Oh look! He's lookin' fine!" but then as the guy approaches they see that he is not fine. Once they pass him and walk on for a bit the same girl looks to her girlfriend and says, "He was far-away fine!" and they both laugh.

by urban-etymologist October 14, 2010

Go the fuck away

-phrase you tell someone that's pissing you the hell off, or simply not worth your time
-gtfa

Malik Henry-Williams: "What's up man?"
Jake: "Go the fuck away."

by TheStankiest August 5, 2020

raising awareness

What you do when you want to look like you're helping without actually having to help.

After Madonna started raising awareness about Malawi, people cared a lot more about Malawi and all of Malawi's problems went away.

by radishes December 21, 2010

rode hard and put away wet

The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.

He was all hot and sweaty, he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

by Liberte July 28, 2006