Assignment Illusionist

Someone who thinks they’re smarter than the instructor and everyone else, but submits gibberish based entirely on examples from the original assignment. This person believes formatting and confidence will mask the lack of real content.

The essay looked polished but was just recycled instructions—Assignment Illusionist exposed.

by Briton Phillip September 22, 2025

Asslighting

When a loved one, partner, or overly health-conscious friend persistently tries to convince you to get a rectal exam or “explore back there,” usually under the guise of “it’s for your own good.” A blend of gaslighting and ass, because suddenly you’re questioning your own boundaries and anatomy.

“I told her I wasn’t ready, but she kept talking about ‘early detection’ and ‘trust.’ Bro, I think she's asslighting.”

by jonfisher1981 October 14, 2025

Subjective Assignment Theory

The theory that states that any subjective assignment (such as a book review) can be done without knowing what you are talking about (like writing a book review without reading the book).

Person 1: "Did you read the book and write the review?"

Person 2: "Nah. I'm not going to read the book; I'm just going to use Subjective Assignment Theory."

by bodfibodgjioqja November 18, 2011

Beautiful Assignment

something so bad that when you hear it you want to fucking die

dude, we have a beautiful assignment. Ok ima kill my self

by NO NO NO NO December 2, 2019

Speed assignmenting

It means doing assignments FAST

I am Speed assignmenting

by Ultimate0 March 5, 2021

ananal assignment

Assignment of an analysis of anal.

Sean has ananal assignment

by dontpushme17 October 7, 2021

Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022