ashlee simpson

A true battler in the music industry..who has stood tall through-out her downfalls.

For those who give her shit for the SNL incident..perhaps you should actually watch the episode of the "Ashlee Simpson Show" (is on MTV) that actually shows you how badly her voice dies on her the morning of the show. There was no way possible she couldve sang (id know this because I am also a singer)..and actually goes to the SNL producers and tells them that she has to pull out..they then tell her just to lip sync it through because no one ill know..NOT Ashlees fault at all..i felt sorry for her..so theres the actual fact of the matter..as for her "trying" to be punk..shes an idividual and proud of it..GO ASHLEE!

by Ebz_elise88 July 20, 2008

aslee

a hot daddy that with make all the girls thirsty for his dick, aslees are usual judgmental and rude but his looks distract you from his attitude and aslees usually have hot brothers.

1: Aslee is so hot
2: Yes he’s such a daddy

by definingdaddies June 25, 2017

assletic

Working out so as to show off your ass.

Dance dance revolution is an assletic exercise.

by codyrockx September 8, 2007

Ashlee Shawles

The most beautiful, amazing girl I know. My boo. My baby. My everything :)

Ashlee Shawles is the best girlfriend I've ever had!

by RedNecker2010 November 11, 2010

Ashlee

She's a dumb stupid ass bitch that has small tiddies.

Ashlee is so damn gay.

by phat547645789 October 31, 2018

Fall Asleep Trick

The old fall asleep trick was born in del val. It's when you and your companion have had a couple of drinks and you trick your companion into wanting to fuck you more by walking away from a party and fake falling asleep, this causes your companion to get horny and follow you and hook up with you.

Dude i got that slampig to hook up with me when i used the old fall asleep trick.

by neezy aka elno January 27, 2009

assweep

A person deserving a title sub-ass, less than fart.
Not enough power to become a fart, just a assweep.

I think Nick Hogan's a assweep.
You have to work on new-years eve, your boss is such a assweep.
I put the telephone to my ass and tried to fart in the telemarketers ear, but could only muster an assweep.

by Teflonadomis September 29, 2007