You goddamn assfinkler, if you don't put down my sandwich in 2 seconds, I am going to pop your nuts in a vicegrip.
by Boxxcarr September 15, 2003
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Assfirmations of the day: I love myself! (even though I don't). I am beautiful! (even though I'm an ugly fuck).
by Jenbum & D-dogg October 15, 2008
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If you go to a party and your grabbing and squeezing a girls butt for a lengthy amount of time and don't want to stop, you would be assfacinated
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My friend's assfie helped me regain confidence in God after my whole family were mauled to death by a pack of wild geese last summer.
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